Photo 24 Mar 6 notes Oh yeah! One of these fuckers tried to kill me the other night. I was laughing while eating one and it went down the wrong pipe. I couldn’t breathe. I figured it would go away if I just ignored it. So I did. It didn’t. So I motioned for water with with chocking sounds. Water didn’t help either. So I just kind of pointed at my throat and gasped for a Heimlich maneuver from one of my friends. That worked. It was the 3rd most harrowing moment of my life. It was also a pretty tasty taco. 

Oh yeah! One of these fuckers tried to kill me the other night. I was laughing while eating one and it went down the wrong pipe. I couldn’t breathe. I figured it would go away if I just ignored it. So I did. It didn’t. So I motioned for water with with chocking sounds. Water didn’t help either. So I just kind of pointed at my throat and gasped for a Heimlich maneuver from one of my friends. That worked. It was the 3rd most harrowing moment of my life. It was also a pretty tasty taco. 

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    sweet Jesus..
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